I'm sure you've heard the old saying don't be a salty bitch , but what do you think of this amusing new take on it? A humorous take on the traditional design of a T-shirt, with some important lessons about living life tossed in for good measure. It is the type of shirt that will have people talking and laughing, and I'll simply say that its satirical design is a fantastic metaphor for current life, and those who buy it will find it hilarious.